the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
This may be the most fantastic thing i have ever read
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PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
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something interesting that i have noticed: for a native english speaker, such as myself, who has spoken english throughout their entire life and has been completely surrounded by it, it is actually quite an easy language to master
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fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record
the world record
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i want two million dollars in marked bills. i want each one of them to be marked with a small happy face to represent me when i receive the cash. then you can have your son back
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- Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)
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lamp from the interior’s section of Victoria Maiden
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its a metaphor. i put my smooches on the cuties but i don’t light them on fire.
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i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect”
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The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
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does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
|7 hours ago 40,234 notes|
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
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